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I just dropped a piece of popcorn on the floor and my Roomba beat me to it. Thus begins the war against the machines!
Little Johnny passed his parents' bedroom and saw his mom bouncing up and down on top of his dad. Mom quickly dismounted, dressed, and hurried to find him. Little Johnny asked her what she was doing and she mother replied, "Sometimes I help Daddy flatten his big tummy." "You're wasting your time," said Little Johnny. "Why?" “Because while you're shopping, the next door neighbor comes over, gets on her knees, and inflates him again!"
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