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Cardistry is defined as the art of complicated and ornate shuffles. These talented guys have spent many hours practicing to demonstrate card handling made beautiful.
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I went to an emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers!
A door-to-door salesman came to a house with many cars parked outside. He rang the bell and a gorgeous young woman answered the door. Before beginning his sales pitch, his curiosity got the better of him and he asked, "Are all those cars yours?" "Yes, they are." "How do you have so many?" She smiled. "Well, I like to make little bets with gentlemen. If they lose, they give me their car." The salesman was skeptical. "What's the bet?" "All you have to do is exactly what my son does." "Is that all? How old's your son?" "Seven." The salesman can't resist. "Okay, I'll bet you my car that I can do anything your son can do, but if I win, what do I get?" "I'll not only buy your product, I'll show you a good time in my bedroom." The salesman grinned and she called her son. "Tommy, put your hand up Mommy's blouse." Tommy did so and the salesman gladly did, too. "Tommy, put your hand in my bra." Tommy did so and the salesman quickly did, too. "Tommy, put your hand up my skirt." Tommy did so and the salesman enthusiastically did, too. "Now, Tommy, bend your dick." The salesman handed her his car keys!
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