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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A nasty anti-Semite walked into a bar and noticed a man dressed in the conservative Jewish tradition. He yells to the bartender, so everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in the place, barkeep, except for that Jew over there!" As the drinks are handed out, he noticed the Jew smiling, and waving to him. "Thank you," he said. This infuriated the anti-Semite so he ordered another round "for everybody -- except that Jew!" But once again, the Jewish man smiles and says, "Thank you." The anti-Semite asked the bartender, "What's up with that Jew? I ordered two rounds for the bar except him and he just smiles and thanks me. Who is he?" The bartender replied, "Oh, him? He owns the place!"
My wife's mad at me again. She wanted to make a sex video last night and all I did was suggest we hold auditions for her part!
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