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Woo-hoo! Did twelve miles on the treadmill today! (And by treadmill, I mean "barstool." And by miles, I mean "beers.")
A teacher explained the meaning of the word "definitely" and then, to make sure the students understood, she askd them to use it in a sentence. Little Mary said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "Well, Mary, that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's cloudy." Little Suzi said, "Grass is definitely green." Again the teacher corrected her. "But if grass isn't watered, it turns brown." Little Johnny raised his hand. "Teacher? Do farts have lumps?" She said to him sternly "No, John and that isn't a question you should ask in class." Little Johnny replied, "Then I definitely sh¡t my pants!"
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