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A man jogging along a country road was startled when a horse yelled at him, "Hey, buddy! Come here!" The stunned jogger ran to the fence and asked, "Are you talking to me?" The horse replied, "Yeah, man. I got a problem. A few years ago, I won the Kentucky Derby and this farmer bought me. Now all I do is pull a plow. I'm sick of it. Why don't you offer him five grand and buy me? I can still run like the wind. I'll make you tons of money!" As dollar signs flashed through his head, he thought, "Wow, a talking horse!" He did just that: found the farmhouse, found the old farmer, and said, "Sir, I want to offer you five thousand dollars for that old broken-down nag out in your pasture." The farmer barely looked up. "Son, you can't believe that damn fool horse. He ain't never even been to
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