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Common Graduate Student Fallacies: "I'll be out of here in only two more years." "My job prospects look good." "The department gives me great support." "I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing." "I turned down a bunch of job offers to come here." "Your latest article was so inspiring." "I would never date an undergraduate." "My work has a lot of practical importance." "I'd be delighted to proofread your book."
A man pulled his scooter up to the full service gas pumps and told the attendant, "Give me a pint of gas and two ounces of oil for the motor." The attendant replied, "Certainly, sir. And may I fart into your tires?"
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