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Since Mr. Johnson rarely attended church, the new preacher visited him to invite him to attend services. Johnson, who made a fine peach brandy, told the preacher he would come -- but only if the pastor would drink a glass of his home-made brandy and then admit doing so in front of his congregation. The preacher thought a moment and then agreed. They drank up. The next Sunday, Johnson was in the front row when the preacher said, "I'd like to recognize Mr. Johnson for worshipping with us this morning and thank him publicly for his hospitality, especially for the peaches he gave me ...and the spirit in which they were given!"
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