Tuesday, September 29, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 30, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

For the past nine years, "Early Warning" Bob Michiels has read every CyberJoke 3000™ a week before I sent it out, telling me whenever I sent a duplicate joke. In all those years, we communicated solely by email...until this week. Now he is visiting the U.S. from Belgium and we have finally gotten to meet each other face to face. Welcome to America, Bob!

CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this video guaranteed to make you smile: laughing quadruplets!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6PNps5N9I

CyberJoke 3000™ is now available for iPhone and iPod Touch from the iTunes Store! Don't read jokes--hear them!
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Little Johnny's mother asked him why he got such a low mark on his test. "Because of absence," Little Johnny replied. "You weren't absent on the day of the test," she said. Little Johnny replied, "No, but the smart kid who sits beside me was!"

Bob's new job required a physical with the company doctor. All his tests turned out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor mentioned that Bob had the smallest pen¡s he'd ever seen. "Tell me: do you ever have any difficulties with it being so small?" "No," said Bob, "I've got a wonderful wife, three great kids, and a normal sex life. The only problem is finding it when I have to urinate." "And you do have a normal sex life? How?" "It's no problem because then there's two of us looking for it!"

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Monday, September 28, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 29, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you download CyberJoke 3000™ from the iTunes Store yet? It's not too late! Listen to your jokes instead of reading them.
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CyberJokester Zadir sends along YouTube's 100 Greatest Hits compiled into one 4-minute video:
http://www.flixxy.com/youtube-greatest-hits.htm

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How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? None. "That's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."

The horny teen told her classmate, "I'll let you do it for $20 -- $10 to put it in and $10 to take it out." The boy quickly agreed. They went into the woods, she slipped off her panties and laid back. The boy entered her and then gave her a $10 bill, but then just laid there. After ten minutes of this, she said, "Okay, that's it. Take it out." He said, "I can't. I don't have any more money!"

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Data account Yahoo! Anda telah berubah

Yang berikut ini telah ditambahkan ke account Anda:
pertanyaan rahasia baru

Anda dapat menggunakan alamat email pada account Yahoo! Anda untuk mengeset ulang kata sandi Anda. Untuk memastikan data account Anda tetap akurat dan aman, kami akan memberitahu Anda bila ada perubahan pada data ini.

Salam,
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Sunday, September 27, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 28, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

A Special Announcement!

CyberJoke 3000™ is now available for iPhone and iPod Touch from the iTunes Store! http://tinyurl.com/CyberJoke3000

Why read emailed jokes when you can hear them? Why visit a comedy club when you already carry one in your pocket? Professional comedian Chuck Myers tells my favorite jokes the way I'd tell them ...if I could.

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An author suffering from writer's block was so frustrated that he threw himself out of a fifteenth-story window. Before he hit the sidewalk, he saw fourteen stories!

Mom thought it was about time her teenaged daughter learned the facts of life. "Ann, I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy..." "It might be fun to hear you tell it, Mom," Ann interrupted, "but what I really need to know is: What's the best way to fake an orgasm?"

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 25, 2009

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Cracked.com has established leadership in a most peculiar category: Photos That Look Photoshopped But Aren't. Here is Part 4: http://tinyurl.com/c5az3l

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Two lawyers were playing golf with their usual $50 bet when David hit his ball into the rough. "Hey, John, help me find my ball. Look over there," said Dave. After a few minutes, neither had any luck. Seeking to avoid a penalty stroke in a close match, Dave surreptitiously slips a ball from his pocket and drops it on the ground. "I've found it!" he announced. John looked at him angrily. "You mean, after all the rounds of golf we've played, you'd cheat me for a lousy fifty bucks?" "What do you mean, cheat? My ball's right there!" "And you're a liar, too!" said John. "I'm standing on your ball!"

As the shipwreck's sole survivor spotted a distant island, his spirits soared. He swam and swam until he finally crawled up on the beach, nearly lifeless. After a short rest, he looked around and his spirits sank once again. He saw a pecan pie, a banana split, a vat of gelatin, cookies, caramel apples, yellow cake... and he realized: he was on a dessert island!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 24, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Cracked.com has established leadership in a most peculiar category: Photos That Look Photoshopped But Aren't. Here is Part 3:
http://tinyurl.com/a55tbs

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The three-year-old had been on the toilet long enough. His mother checked up on him and found him reading a book, but every few seconds, he would hit himself on top of his head. "Johnny, are you all right?" "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone 'doody' yet." "Okay, but why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Johnny replied, "It works for ketchup!"

Jim's boss asked why he was moping around. "It's my wife," Jim replied. "She's fooling around with other men." "Well, I can understand your mood then," said the boss. "I wouldn't like that either." "No, no," said Jim. "It's not that. I have trouble sleeping in our small bed with two other people!"

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 23, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Cracked.com has established leadership in a most peculiar category: Photos That Look Photoshopped But Aren't. Here is Part 2:
http://tinyurl.com/65575f

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What's the difference between a practical nurse and a registered nurse? The practical nurse is one who falls in love with a wealthy patient!

If the stork brings a baby, what sort of bird brings no baby? The swallow!

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Monday, September 21, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 22, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Cracked.com has established leadership in a most peculiar category: Photos That Look Photoshopped But Aren't. Here is Part 1 to get you started:
http://tinyurl.com/5ffol6

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Do you think it's too early to ask Whoopi Goldberg if she's heard from Patrick Swayze?

What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar!

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 21, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

This is a big day for CyberGag 3000™ -- we hit the 2,000th sight gag! Come. Celebrate together!
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1991
And after you see number 2,000, start all over again here:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1

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Breaking news: Kanye West interrupted Patrick Swayze's funeral to say that Michael Jackson's funeral was better!

Waxing eloquently on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic young preacher leaned over the pulpit and boomed, "Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have committed adultery, may your tongue cleave to the... woof of your mouf!"

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 18, 2009

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Someone asked me recently about the function of the Windows key. You remember: that key with the flag down near the space bar? Between Ctrl and Alt? The one you never use? It works just like the shift key (and Ctrl and Alt): hold it down while pressing another key. Now that you've found it, here are some of my favorite shortcuts, in the order I personally find them most useful:

Windows-E launches Windows Explorer
Windows-D minimizes all open windows and show just the Desktop (Press again to restore everything as it was)
Windows-M Minimizes all windows (Windows-Shift-M unMinimizes all windows)
Windows-F opens the start menu's Find window
Windows-R opens the start menu's Run box
Windows-Break shows System Properties
Windows-Tab cycles through taskbar items (then press Enter to choose)
Windows key alone opens the Start menu

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A hesitant driver parked at the end of the freeway on-ramp waiting for traffic to clear. Several drivers gave him an opening, but still he waited. Soon a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, "Hey, buddy! The sign says 'Yield,' not 'Give up!' "

A surgeon examined his blond patient after her operation. "Everything looks fine," he said. She asked, "But how long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?" The surgeon paused, which alarmed her. "What's the matter, Doc? I will be all right, won't I?" she asked. He replied, "Oh, yes, you'll be fine. It's just that you're the first person to ask me that after a tonsillectomy!"

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 17, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Myron Clements says that Yahoo Mail has a service similar to yesterday's HeyPasteIt. At the top of Yahoo's mail screen is a tab called Notepad which works the same way: paste something into it on any computer and you can copy it from another.

Who doesn't enjoy optical illusions? Switched thinks it's found the web's best. (But it's inconsistent in its presentation; on some you have to click a link to another page; on others you don't.)
http://www.switched.com/2008/09/17/top-25-optical-illusions-on-the-web/

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Do you keep some people's phone numbers in your phone just so that when they call, you know not to answer?

Mom wanted to show her daughter she was a hip parent. "Now that you're dating, are you intimate with young men?" "Oh, Mom. You know how it is. Boys are insensitive and don't care about intimacy." "Is there any advice I can offer? It's important for us to discuss these things. Don't forget: I was a teenager once, too. I remember what dating boys was like." "Really, Mom?" "Really." "Well, okay. What's the best way to get c*m out of your hair?"

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 16, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Ever need to cut-and-paste something between two computers? Here's a simplest solution that I wish I'd thought of: paste the text this site, go to the provided link on the second computer and copy it. No download, no installation. Slick, fast, convenient.
http://www.heypasteit.com/

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While driving yesterday, I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it. Thanks, Mario Kart!

If women are such good multi-taskers, why can't they have a headache and sex at the same time?!

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[cyberjoke3000] September 15, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Sam Greenspan writes an 11-point list every day and posts it on:
http://www.11points.com/
For a sample, try this list of Internet firsts:
http://www.11points.com/Web-Tech/11_Firsts_In_Internet_History_spv

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As Jack Whitehall said, "I'm not sure where my dad is, but I know he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just really condescending!"

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy. One is to take her shopping; the rest is 69.

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 14, 2009

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The Seattle Seahawks started their home season with a win yesterday. I wonder if there's a winner in here?
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1981

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What has 151 feet and 32 teeth? The front row at a Merle Haggard concert!

The best engine in the world is the vagina: it can be started with one finger, is self-lubricating, takes any size piston, and changes its own oil every four weeks. Too bad the management system is so temperamental!

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Friday, September 11, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 11, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

"Radio? Sure!" is a new radio player that preinstalls over 12,000 radio stations, supports most Internet radio formats, provides switching and searching of stations, records and packages into separate song files, simultaneously records multiple stations, and more. Strangely, it installs itself to your Documents folder, so be sure to change that to your Programs Files folder when you install it.
http://www.radiosure.com/features

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Kay Jewelers is wrong. On any given weekend, more kisses begin with Miller Lites than with Kay!

"My roommate had the swine flu last night." "Oh, yeah? Is he real sick?" "No, man. I came home and caught him in bed with some really fat chick!"

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 10, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you ever wonder which was the very first YouTube video? Wonder no more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw

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Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex: you know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough!

"$5.37," said the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell. I handed him a five and dug in my pocket, pulling out two dimes and some lint. I headed out to my truck for more change when the kid said the harshest thing ever: "It's okay. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount. Only $4.68," he said cheerfully. I stood there stupefied. I'm 48! Senior citizen? I took my burrito out to the truck wondering what was wrong with that kid. As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Me? Old? I'll show him. I opened the door and headed back inside where he was waiting with a smile. Before I could say a word, he jingled something in front of me, like I could be easily distracted. What am I now? A toddler? "Dude! Can't get far without your car keys, eh?" I stared with disdain at the keys. I rationalized in my mind, "Leaving keys hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!" I grabbed them and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn. Now what? I tried again. Still nothing. That's when I noticed the purple beads. I have no beads hanging from my rearview mirror, purple or otherwise. Or car seat in the back seat. Or toys all over the floorboards. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of that alien vehicle. Moments later, I sped out of the parking lot, relieved to finally leave this nightmarish stop in my life behind. That's when I realized: I was hungry! I grabbed for my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found. I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There the cashier stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. "Did I leave my order here?" The kid shook his head. By then I was ready for a Boy Scout to lead me to my vehicle so I could drive to the Social Security office to apply for benefits. As I walked back to my truck, a child got my attention. He was holding a drink and a bag. His mother asked, "Did you leave this in my truck by mistake?" I sheepishly apologized and took it from the youngster. She said, "Don't worry. It's okay. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time." And that was what I told the officer to explain why I was doing 85 in a 40, racing some punk kid in a Prius. As I walked in my front door, my wife met me and I handed her a bag of cold food and my $300 speeding ticket, sat down in my rocking chair, and covered up my legs with a blanket. At least I found my way home!

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 9, 2009

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I love The Onion! Watch this and be sure to read all the captions scrolling by beneath the newscaster!
http://tinyurl.com/naupa9

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A duck walked into a bar. The bartender said to him, "Hey, buddy. Your pants are down!"

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.

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Monday, September 7, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 8, 2009

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I know that suspension bridges are designed to stretch and move under load but I never realized just how much until I watched this film of the Manhattan Bridge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgXveBf_l6k

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Definition of Perfect Pitch: when you throw an accordion through a tenth-story plate-glass window and it bounces off a bagpiper's head breaking a vendor's stack of rap CDs!

Close friends since childhood, Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsberg decided to go into business together. Schwartz said, "I'll invest $100,000." Cohen said, "I'll invest $200,000." Ginsberg said, "I'll invest $1,000." Cohen said, "Since I put in $200,000, I'll be CEO. Schwartz, since you put in $100,000, you can be CFO. Ginsberg, since you put in $1,000, you can be our Sexual Adviser." Ginsberg looked puzzled. "What's a Sexual Adviser?" Cohen replied, "When we want your f*¢king advice, we'll ask for it!"

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Sunday, September 6, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 7, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Today is cool and rainy; evidently summer really is over. Ah, well. Who needs sunshine when you have sight gags?
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1971

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A couple arrived at the airport in the nick of time to catch their plane for a vacation. As they unloaded their suitcases, the wife said, "I wish I'd brought the piano." Her husband asked, "What on Earth for?" She replied, "Because I left our tickets on it!"

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde on a girls football team? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] September 4, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Patience is a virtue, but these inventions make you think that laziness, slovenliness, clumsiness and pure stupidity may be virtues, too:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/23600

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Why do blondes prefer BMWs instead of Chevrolets? They can spell BMW!

A fellow walking down a country road carrying an empty gas can asked a farmer out working his fields, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then resumed walking. When he had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled, "20 minutes." The man answered, "Thank you, but why didn't you just say that when I asked you?" The farmer replied dryly, "Didn't know how fast you walk!"

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