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I know that suspension bridges are designed to stretch and move under load but I never realized just how much until I watched this film of the Manhattan Bridge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgXveBf_l6k
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Definition of Perfect Pitch: when you throw an accordion through a tenth-story plate-glass window and it bounces off a bagpiper's head breaking a vendor's stack of rap CDs!
Close friends since childhood, Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsberg decided to go into business together. Schwartz said, "I'll invest $100,000." Cohen said, "I'll invest $200,000." Ginsberg said, "I'll invest $1,000." Cohen said, "Since I put in $200,000, I'll be CEO. Schwartz, since you put in $100,000, you can be CFO. Ginsberg, since you put in $1,000, you can be our Sexual Adviser." Ginsberg looked puzzled. "What's a Sexual Adviser?" Cohen replied, "When we want your f*¢king advice, we'll ask for it!"
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