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Someone asked me recently about the function of the Windows key. You remember: that key with the flag down near the space bar? Between Ctrl and Alt? The one you never use? It works just like the shift key (and Ctrl and Alt): hold it down while pressing another key. Now that you've found it, here are some of my favorite shortcuts, in the order I personally find them most useful:
- Windows-E launches Windows Explorer
- Windows-D minimizes all open windows and show just the Desktop (Press again to restore everything as it was)
- Windows-M Minimizes all windows (Windows-Shift-M unMinimizes all windows)
- Windows-F opens the start menu's Find window
- Windows-R opens the start menu's Run box
- Windows-Break shows System Properties
- Windows-Tab cycles through taskbar items (then press Enter to choose)
- Windows key alone opens the Start menu
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A hesitant driver parked at the end of the freeway on-ramp waiting for traffic to clear. Several drivers gave him an opening, but still he waited. Soon a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, "Hey, buddy! The sign says 'Yield,' not 'Give up!' "
A surgeon examined his blond patient after her operation. "Everything looks fine," he said. She asked, "But how long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?" The surgeon paused, which alarmed her. "What's the matter, Doc? I will be all right, won't I?" she asked. He replied, "Oh, yes, you'll be fine. It's just that you're the first person to ask me that after a tonsillectomy!"
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