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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An author suffering from writer's block was so frustrated that he threw himself out of a fifteenth-story window. Before he hit the sidewalk, he saw fourteen stories!
Mom thought it was about time her teenaged daughter learned the facts of life. "Ann, I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy..." "It might be fun to hear you tell it, Mom," Ann interrupted, "but what I really need to know is: What's the best way to fake an orgasm?"
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