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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two lawyers were playing golf with their usual $50 bet when David hit his ball into the rough. "Hey, John, help me find my ball. Look over there," said Dave. After a few minutes, neither had any luck. Seeking to avoid a penalty stroke in a close match, Dave surreptitiously slips a ball from his pocket and drops it on the ground. "I've found it!" he announced. John looked at him angrily. "You mean, after all the rounds of golf we've played, you'd cheat me for a lousy fifty bucks?" "What do you mean, cheat? My ball's right there!" "And you're a liar, too!" said John. "I'm standing on your ball!"
As the shipwreck's sole survivor spotted a distant island, his spirits soared. He swam and swam until he finally crawled up on the beach, nearly lifeless. After a short rest, he looked around and his spirits sank once again. He saw a pecan pie, a banana split, a vat of gelatin, cookies, caramel apples, yellow cake... and he realized: he was on a dessert island!
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