It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
For the past nine years, "Early Warning" Bob Michiels has read every CyberJoke 3000™ a week before I sent it out, telling me whenever I sent a duplicate joke. In all those years, we communicated solely by email...until this week. Now he is visiting the U.S. from Belgium and we have finally gotten to meet each other face to face. Welcome to America, Bob!
CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this video guaranteed to make you smile: laughing quadruplets!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6PNps5N9I
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Little Johnny's mother asked him why he got such a low mark on his test. "Because of absence," Little Johnny replied. "You weren't absent on the day of the test," she said. Little Johnny replied, "No, but the smart kid who sits beside me was!"
Bob's new job required a physical with the company doctor. All his tests turned out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor mentioned that Bob had the smallest pen¡s he'd ever seen. "Tell me: do you ever have any difficulties with it being so small?" "No," said Bob, "I've got a wonderful wife, three great kids, and a normal sex life. The only problem is finding it when I have to urinate." "And you do have a normal sex life? How?" "It's no problem because then there's two of us looking for it!"
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