It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
I want to thank each of you who wrote me last week. It was great to read so many unique, personal and heartfelt messages. You know, I never thought of getting anything out of CyberJoke 3000™, just a way to share my love of jokes with others. Yet, once again, you've proven the old adage that by giving, you get more in return.
My heart seems to be fine and I feel pretty good, all things considered. Each day I get stronger. So, since it is Monday morning, how about some new CyberGags, too:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Sergeant Pat asked former Lieutenant Mike about his new job, walking a beat way out in the sticks. "Why, Mike? Why'd they assign you way out here?" Mike replied grimly, "Aw, Pat, I arrested the judge on his way to a masquerade ball. How was I to know that convict suit he was wearing was only a costume?" "Well," mused Pat, " 'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere." "Aye, that there is," said Mike. "Never book a judge by his cover!"
Two adventuresome jackrabbits, Sam and George, stumbled into a field awash in furry lady jackrabbits. George said excitedly, "Let's see how fast we can do 'em all!" and that's exactly what they did. Over and over again, Dan's victory cry went up: "Wham, bam. Thank you, ma'am!" "Wham, bam. Thank you, ma'am!" So George started shouting it, too. "Wham, bam. Thank you, ma'am!" "Wham, bam. Thank you, ma'am!" But suddenly, George's cry of joy changed to one of pain: "Wham, damn! 'Scuse me, Sam!"
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