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It was the happiest day of my life. I arrived at the church, my husband waiting at the altar. I walked up the aisle, kissed him on the cheek, smiled ...and closed the lid!
Two guys were talking at a bar. "Did you ever notice after having sex with a woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns, and you're all teary-eyed?" The second guy said, "No, why? Do yours?" The first guy responded, "Yeah. I'm guessing it's the pepper spray!"
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