It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
It's time to work off some of that Thanksgiving dinner by clicking your mouse here:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=2081
Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.
Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Three women, whose husbands drove an SUV, a Tesla, and a Prius respectively, heard the voice of God. "Your husbands are driving the three most important vehicles in the world. But soon they will crash in a car accident." The wife of the SUV driver called her husband and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists; the bad news is you will soon crash your SUV." The Tesla driver's wife phoned and said, "I have two pieces of bad news: one is that God exists; the other is that you will soon crash your Tesla." The Prius wife called her husband and said, "I have two pieces of good news: one is that our Prius is among the three most important vehicles in the world; the other is that you won't see global warming in your lifetime!"
Definition of disgusting: while kissing your grandmother, she slips you the tongue.
For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.
To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.
To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.
Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment