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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Doctor, ya gotta help me. I just can't stop stealing things!" The doctor examined him carefully and said, "Here. Take these pills for a week. If they don't help, get me a plasma TV!"
What is the condition that describes a preoccupation with cunnilingus? Carpet Tunnel Syndrome.
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