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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The new cruise ship musician had trouble keeping time with the rest of the orchestra. Finally the exasperated conductor said, "Look: either you learn to play time or I'm going to throw you overboard. It's up to you, pal: either sync or swim!"
The teacher decided to use flash cards to teach sex education to her class. She held up a flash card of a breast and asked, "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Suzie responded, "I know, teacher. It's a breast. My mommy has two of them." "Very good, Suzie." Next she held up a flash card of a penis. "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny yelled, "I know, teacher! It's a penis. My daddy has two of them!" The teacher responded, "Well, John, it is a penis but your Daddy can't have two of them." "Yes, he does, teacher. He's got a little one that he pees out of and a big one that he uses to brush Mommy's teeth!"
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