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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Tom applied for a signalman's job on the railroad and met his new boss at the signal tower. The boss gave Tom a pop quiz. "What would you do if you realized two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Tom said, "I'd switch one to another track." "What if the switch lever broke?" "I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever." "What if the manual lever had been struck by lightning?" "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal tower." "What if the phone was busy?" "I'd run down to the station and use the pay phone." "What if the pay phone had been vandalized?" Tom, tiring of this silly game, responded, "Well, I guess in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo." The inspector looked puzzled. "Why on Earth would you do that?" Tom concluded, "Because Leo's never seen a train wreck!"
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