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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer," and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb," do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps: the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described earlier in this document, being careful to note that the rotation shall occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable. Note: the above described steps may be performed at the option of the party of the first part or by any or all persons authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "The Partners."
What did Adam say to Eve the first time they had sex? "Stand back, honey. I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
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