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Today's CyberJoke 3000
A grocery store cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?" Without hesitation, the co-worker replied, "One!"
When Little Johnny balked at eating his vegetables, his mom sternly told him, "Johnny, you will not leave this table until you eat every bean and pea on your plate." So he did!
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