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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Did you hear that AT&T and T-Mobile are gonna get hitched? Afterwards, there'll be no reception!
A woman told her mechanic, "Sometimes, when I have friends in my car, a terrible smell occurs -- but it never happens when I'm alone." The intrigued mechanic suggested he ride with her. Off they went, through a red light, 60 MPH through a school zone, the wrong way down a one-way street, swerving, hitting curbs, narrowly missing pedestrians, and blowing past a policeman so close he nearly flipped his motorcycle. Finally, she said, "There it is! That's the smell I was telling you about. Do you smell it?" The shaking mechanic stammered, "Smell it? Lady, I'm sitting in it!"
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