[cyberjoke3000] June 23, 2011

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A young man in love with two women could not decide which to marry. Finally, he asked his buddy for help. "One is a great poet, but the other makes the world's best pancakes." "Oh, I see," his buddy responded, "you're trying to decide whether to marry for batter or verse!"

A wife picked up her husband at the airport, fresh from a tour in Afghanistan, and they stopped at the first motel they found. After hours of fun, they finally fell deep into an exhausted sleep. Suddenly, there was a loud knock at the door. "Oh, no!" cried the soldier, "I bet that's your husband!" His sleepy wife responded, "Don't be silly. He's in Afghanistan!"

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