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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Toscanini was conducting a new work with the NBC Symphony with an impossible trumpet part. Each trumpeter tried, but failed. Finally, someone recommended a jazz trumpeter who was in town: "Bix can play anything!" Toscanini swore he would never employ any jazz musician, but as the concert approached, he was forced to call him. Bix arrived for the next rehearsal, sauntered in, walked right up to Toscanini and said, "Hey, man. How's it goin'?" Toscanini was appalled. But Bix nailed the part perfectly on his first attempt. The next day was dress rehearsal and the same thing happened: Bix arrived on time, sauntered in, walked over to Toscanini and said, "Hey, man. How's it goin'?" and then nailed the part again. When the dress rehearsal ended, Toscanini went over to Bix and said, "Sir, I've had terrible problems with jazz musicians in the past, but you have changed my opinion. You're on time and play your part to perfection. I thank you." As Bix threw his horn back in the case, he replied, "Hey, thanks, man. I figured it's the least I could do since I can't make the gig!"
A male pterodactyl flew down to a young female pterodactyl and attempted to have sex with her. She said, "You'd better not; I'm having my century!"
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