[cyberjoke3000] June 2, 2011

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Danny set up his buddy Richard for a blind date with Chelsea, but Richard was worried about going out with someone he had never seen. "What if she's ugly?" Richard asked. "I'll be stuck with her all night." Danny replied, "Don't worry. When she answers the door, if you don't like what you see, shout 'Arrrrrrggggh!' and fake an asthma attack." That evening, Richard knocked at Chelsea's door, but when she appeared, he was awe-struck: she was drop-dead gorgeous! As Richard tried to recover, Chelsea cried, "Arrrrrrggggh!"

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