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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A white horse entered a bar. The bartender said to him, "Say, did you know there's a whiskey named after you?" The horse said, "Really? There's a whiskey named Fred?"
The coroner was questioning an eyewitness to a shooting. "And you say she shot her husband at close range with this pistol?" "Yes, sir." "Are there any powder marks on his body?" "I'll say. That's why she shot him!"
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