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CyberJokester Sami Kankaristo adds to yesterday's text-resizing tip: you can return text to its original size by pressing Ctrl-0 (zero).
Ever wonder about that key with the Windows logo near your spacebar? It does a lot of handy things. Press Win-F for Find; Win-D to hide all windows and see your desktop (and again to get everything back); Win-L to lock your computer; and my fave, Win-E to bring up Windows Explorer.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The barber asked, "What's wrong? You look down." His customer said, "I'm just depressed, I guess." The barber said, "Cheer up. I once knew a guy who was thousands in debt, with no way out. He drove to the edge of a cliff, where he sat until some concerned citizens passed a hat around. His problem solved through the kindness of others, he pulled away from the cliff." "Incredible! Who were those people?" "The passengers on his bus!"
Bob said to his buddy, Ray: "Guess who I was out with last night." Ray responded, "I have no idea." Bob passed his finger beneath Ray's nose. "Wow! Suzi's back in town?!"
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