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Happy Thanksgiving! I plan to express my thanks for another wonderful year. And a special thank you to each of you, who share your jokes with me so that I can share them with the 7,500 people on this list!
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A mother was playing with her young daughter when the bell rang. Mom looked through the peephole and said softly, "Oh, no. It's that old hag from next door again!" But she smiled as she opened the door to welcome her in. Her guest entered, noticed the child, and said in a sweet voice, "My, what a lovely daughter you have! She's precious!" The child looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, she's not an old hag. She's nice!"
Remember the seven qualities of the perfect girlfriend: Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, and Sensible. Me? I just remember the initials.
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