[cyberjoke3000] November 29, 2011

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you hear about the new line of Elvis-themed steakhouses? They're for people who love meat tender.

A Dublin doctor wanted to skip work to go fishing. He told his assistant, "Murphy, I'm going fishing tomorrow and want you to mind the clinic and take care of all me patients." "Yes, sir!" answered Murphy. After a relaxing day of fishing the doctor returned and asked, "So, Murphy, how did it go?" Murphy replied, "Great. You only had three patients. The first one had a headache so I gave him Paracetamol." "Bravo, Murphy lad. And the second?" "He had indigestion so I gave him Gaviscon." "Excellent. You're good at this, Murph! How about the third?" "Well, sir, that one was more interesting. This gorgeous young woman bolted in, tore off every stitch of her clothes, laid down on the table, and shouted, 'Help me. I haven't seen a man in five years'!" "Tunderin' Lard Jesus, Murphy! What did you do?" asked the doctor. Murphy replied, "I put Visine drops in her eyes!" 

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