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Gracie Allen's Classic Roast Beef Recipe: Put a large roast of beef and a small roast of beef in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done!
A Catholic girl confessed to her priest, "I'm pregnant." He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must be the second coming." The priest was shocked. "What makes you think it's the second coming?" She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!"
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