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Where will the holiday house-lighting madness end? Something tells me this one won't be the largest for long! (And why must they always choose such unmusical music?)
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Two friends were riding in a bus when one noticed the other had his eyes closed. "What's the matter, Bill? Are you sick?" Bill replied, "No. I just can't bear to see an old lady standing!"
Two housewives were drinking coffee. Louise said, "I woke up this morning with an awful headache. Do you have a good remedy?" Martha responded, "For my headaches, my husband is my remedy. He rubs my shoulders and neck, caresses my breasts, kisses my tummy, and... well, you can guess the rest. In no time at all, I forget all about my headache. You should try it!" Louise smiled. "Sounds great! What time does he get home?"
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