[cyberjoke3000] December 28, 2011

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along this modern cartoon in true Chuck Jones style: Ormie. It's the simple, 4-minute tale of a quest for cookies. Great Manciniesque music, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=FrTbnczYAd4 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Sentry: "Halt! Who goes there?" "I'm an American." Sentry: "Advance and recite the words of The Star Spangled Banner!" "I don't remember them." Sentry: "You may proceed!"

One foggy Scottish morn, Craig was driving through the hills to Inverness when out of the mist, a huge red-haired highlander stepped into the middle of the road. Six foot seven and built like a tank, with a huge red beard and, despite the gale force winds and freezing temperature, wearing only a kilt and a tweed shirt. Beside him stood an absolutely beautiful, shapely, young women with fair complexion and lovely red hair. Craig's attention was diverted from the young woman when the highlander jerked opened his car door, dragged him from behind the wheel and onto the road. "Masturbate!" he ordered. "Masturbate. Now! ...Or I'll bloody kill you." Craig dropped his trousers and went to work. Thinking of that gorgeous girl standing but a few feet away, it only took him a few moments. "Right," shouted the highlander. "Now do it again!" "But... " said Craig. "Now!!" bellowed the highlander. So Craig did it again. "And now again." And again. For two hours! Craig's arms were cramped, his member was rubbed raw, and, despite the mist, wind, and cold, he had broken out in a cold sweat, a jibbering heap on the ground, unable to walk. "Again!" ordered the highlander. "Man, I just can't do it again. You're gonna have to kill me," Craig whimpered. The highlander looked down at the pathetic heap lying on the road and said, "All right, then. Kin ye give my daughter a lift to Inverness?" 

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