It's Al Lowe's
http://www.carlsonschool.umn.edu/holiday11
Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.
Today's
A married couple had been Christmas shopping for hours when the wife realized she hadn't seen her husband in a long time. She called his cell phone. "Where are you?" He replied, "Darling, do you remember that jewelry shop where we saw the diamond necklace that you loved but I couldn’t afford, but promised that someday it would be yours?" She smiled and cooed, "Why, yes, darling. I sure do." Her husband said, "I’m in the bar next to that shop!"
A blonde and a brunette were in the break room, discussing last night’s company Christmas party. “So? Didja get laid?” asked the brunette. “Sure did,” said the blonde. “Twice!” “Only twice?” said the brunette, skeptically. The blonde explained, “Yeah; once by the accounting department and once by the band!"
To hear jokes instead of reading them, download "Al's Comedy Club" for your iPhone, iPod, or iPad. It's less than a buck!
For a free subscription to
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.
To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.
To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for
Send your comments and feedback here.
Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment