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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Buddy Hackett said: My wife told me she wanted to be cremated. I said, "How about Tuesday?"
After years of marriage, the love life of Frankenstein's monster and his wife, the Bride of Frankenstein, was at a standstill. Every night, Frank came home from work, ate his dinner, and watched TV until he fell asleep. Unsatisfied, Bride decided to see a therapist. "He's just never in the mood," she complained. The therapist suggested a romantic dinner. But she returned unhappy. "Still nothing," she complained. The therapist suggested, "Next time, put on sexy lingerie and lure him into the bedroom." But again she returned unfulfilled. The therapist pulled out all the stops. "You must recreate the moment that sparked your love," he said. Soon, Bride was back -- and this time with a smile. "Thank you so much. Last night, Frank and I went outside during a thunderstorm and, right there in our backyard, we made love like the very first time." "A thunderstorm put him in the mood?" asked the surprised therapist. The Bride of Frankenstein replied, "Yeah. I tied a kite to his pen¡s!"
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