[cyberjoke3000] January 23, 2012

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I apologize for missing Friday’s CyberJoke 3000™. You may have seen on the news: the Pacific Northwest had heck of a snowstorm, for which we’re not well-prepared. Our power was out for 30+ hours, came back on for 4, then went out again. But we’re back now and hopefully this time it will stay on for a long time! I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for some sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two young boys were fishing when the game warden came out of the bushes. Immediately, one boy threw down his pole and ran away through the woods. The game warden ran right after him. After about five minutes, the youngster stopped to catch his breath and the game warden caught up. "All right, son. Let's see your fishing license," the warden gasped. The boy pulled out his wallet and handed him a valid license. The game warden was confused. "If you have a valid fishing license, why did you run?" The young man replied, " ‘Cause my buddy don't!"

"I think my husband may have visited prostitutes before we married." "Really? What makes you think so?" "Well, last night while we were playing around, he picked me up and headed for the bedroom. I giggled and asked him, 'Should I struggle?' and he said, 'I don't know. Does it cost extra?' " 

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