[cyberjoke3000] January 27, 2012

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man called his mother and said, "Hi, Mom. How are you?" "Fine." "Oh, sorry. Wrong number!"

Bob, a middle-aged Canadian visiting Orlando, found a brothel, took a seat, and the madam sent over a cute young lady to entertain him. They frolicked a little, drank a little, and soon she was sitting on his lap. He whispered in her ear. She gasped and ran away! Madam found this odd, but sent over a more experienced woman, but the same thing happened again. Madam was surprised; this ordinary-looking man requested something so outrageous that neither girl would consent. She decided to send in her most experienced girl, Lola. "Lola will do anything," she thought. "Nothing surprises her." But soon Lola screamed, "No way, buddy!" slapped Bob, and left. Madam was intrigued. "What could it be?" Now, she hadn't done any "hands on" work in a long while, but she was confident she could handle anything, so she plopped down on Bob's lap, talked a while, giggled, drank and sure enough, Bob soon whispered in her ear, "Do you accept Canadian currency?" 

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