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A weightlifter dropped his barbells, cracking a hole in the stage floor, but the show went on anyway. All the acts successfully avoided the damaged area until Freddy, focused on his juggling, accidentally stepped in the hole. When he apologized to the audience for his clumsiness, some wag in the back shouted, "Don't worry, Freddy! You're just going through a stage!"
Mary and Sue were out for lunch and, as always, trying to get the other's goat. Mary asked Sue, "You look like you're walking bowlegged today. Is anything wrong?" Sue replied, "Oh, it's nothing. It's just that my husband is so big, I can barely stand it." Mary nodded. "I know. I know."
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