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An Ethical Dilemma: You're in the finals of the golf club’s championship tournament. The match is square after seventeen holes. You have honors and hit a modest tee shot 250 yards to the middle of the fairway. Your opponent slices his ball deep into the woods. As a golfing gentleman would, you help him hunt for his ball. Just before the permitted five-minute search period ends, your opponent says, "Go on. Hit your second shot. If I don't find my ball, I'll concede the match." You hit your ball, it lands on the green, and rolls to within ten feet of the pin. Just as your ball stops, your opponent yells from deep in the woods, "I found it!" You hear his club strike the ball and see an amazing save: his ball sails out of the trees and lands on the green, six inches from the hole. Now for the ethical dilemma: what if your opponent's ball is in your pocket?
Isn't the correct order "Vidi, vici, veni!"?
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