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Back at work after yesterday’s Memorial Day holiday? Don’t really want to work yet? I can’t blame you. But I can help you goof off a while:
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A customer wanted to ask out an attractive waitress, but couldn't get her attention. Every time he'd try to catch her eye, she looked away. Finally, he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she quickly said, "Sure! I'd love to." He was surprised. "Then why have you been avoiding me all night? I couldn't even make eye contact." She said, "Oh, that? I was afraid you wanted more coffee!"
Little Suzi was sitting on the front stoop of the catholic girls school, smoking a cigarette. The priest walked by and glared. "Suzi! Smoking? At your age? Aren't you ashamed?" Little Suzi took a deep drag and replied through a cloud of smoke, "What's better than a cigarette after sex?"
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