Sunday, May 27, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] May 28, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Last year, my wife and I were lucky to get to visit Venice, Italy. Here's what one day in Venice looks like, from dawn to dusk, but compressed to only three  minutes.
http://www.flixxy.com/venice-in-a-day.htm 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Three bad things happened to me today: I learned my best friend slept with my girlfriend; my best friend got hit by a bus; and I lost my bus driver's license!

 

"Pete, I can't believe that you and Claire are splitting up," said John. "I always thought you were the perfect couple. What happened?" Pete explained, "One night, when we drove through the red-light district, Claire said, 'Look! It's one of those hookers, or prostitutes, or whatever you call them" and I said, 'Her name is Kelly'." John fell silent for a moment and then said, "So do you think she'll let you keep the Harley?" 


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