Monday, May 7, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] May 8, 2012



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CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along this visual representation of the first movement of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. Of course, you've heard this before, but wait until you see it!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why do women enjoying knitting? It gives them something to think about while they're talking!

 

A married man's mistress asked him to shave his beard. "James, I like your beard, but I want to see your handsome face." James replied, "I can't. My wife loves my beard. She'd kill me!" In her sexiest voice, his mistress begged, "Please? I'll do …anything you'd like." He sighed, gave in, and shaved. Late that night, as James crawled into bed beside his sleeping wife, she touched his face and drowsily said, "Michael, you shouldn't be here. James will be home soon!" 


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