Tuesday, January 14, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] January 15, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Remember last week when I mentioned the “USB condom?” I think I have a better answer, now that I've learned what to look for. You need a "data only USB cable." I found one on Amazon for <$2.00 (and it's not an open circuit board like that link last week):
http://amzn.to/1eHBBXu 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Once at the beach, a guy swimming in the ocean yelled, "Help! Shark! Help!" I just laughed. That shark wasn't going to help him!

 

Did you hear about the Catholic edition of Playboy? The centerfold's the same, but you have to pull it out at just the right moment! 


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