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If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible.
A physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept when a pre-med student rudely interrupted. "Why must we learn this pointless information?" The professor responded, "To save lives." The student wouldn't give up. "How does physics save lives?" The professor replied, "By keeping dumb-a$$es like you out of med school!"
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