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Thanks to CyberJokesters Herman De Waal and Wallace Krebs for correcting yesterday's error: I should have said to prevent data loss you want a "non data" or "charging only" USB cable. Instead, I said the opposite. My apologies. (And the Amazon page even has it in all caps: "NO DATA FUNCTION"!)
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Yesterday I saw Hannibal Lecter holding up a sign that read, "Will work for you!"
A guy sat down at the bar and said, "Gimme five shots, please." The bartender thought this odd, but lined up five before him. The man quickly downed them and then said, "Gimme four shots, please." The bartender lined up four and the man downed all of them, too. He swayed slightly and said, "Gimme three shots." Again, he knocked 'em down. "Two more!" Down they went. "Another!" When the bartender had filled the glass, the man just sat there for a moment, staring at it, trying to focus. He told the bartender, "Funny, but the less I drink, the drunker I get!"
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