Wednesday, January 29, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] January 30, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

For Programmers Only: You have a programming problem. You decide to use floating point. Now you have 2.000000001 problems!

 

I wish I could eat a powdered doughnut without looking like I just came from a party at Charlie Sheen's house! 


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