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CyberJokester Peter Slocombe sends along this classical quartet that everyone can enjoy: Hamburg's Salut Salnn performing "Wettstreit zu viert."
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Never invite cannibals to your wedding. They like to toast the bride and groom!
A man asked the clothing store clerk for wooden pants. He tried them on, but said, "I don't like them. They have splinters! Do you have any steel pants?" The lady clerk brought him some, he tried them on, but said, "I don't like them. In the summer, they'll be hot and in the winter, they'll be cold. Do you have any glass pants?" She got him some glass pants and he tried them on. The clerk said, "When you asked for wooden pants, I thought you were weird. When you asked for steel pants, I thought you were crazy. But now that you're wearing the glass pants, I can clearly see your nuts!"
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