Thursday, September 17, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] September 17, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Bjorn Wielens reminded me that a while back I recommended Hola after it worked well for me to watch NetFlix (which I pay for) when I was out of the U.S. But Hola has changed. If you use it, read this article in Lifehacker. I did and uninstalled Hola immediately.
http://bit.ly/1JcnW69

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Rabinovich, I salute you! You been married to Sarah for thirty years, yet whenever I see you in the mall, you're holding hands." Rabinovich replied, "I'm afraid that, if I turn loose, she'll buy something!"

A princess, walking near the royal garden pond, noticed a really ugly frog. She picked it up and said, "My you are an ugly frog!" To her surprise, the frog replied, "I know, I know. I had a terrible spell cast on me." "If I kiss you, will you turn into a prince?" "I doubt it, Lady. A spell this bad'll is gonna take at least a blowjob!" 


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