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In response to my recent classical quartet video,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o
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A student who wanted into an advanced course was being interviewed by the admittance committee. The professor asked, "Would you rather answer ten easy questions or one difficult question?" The student immediately said, "One difficult question." The professor smiled. He had him! "Young man, tell me: which came first, day or night?" The boy quickly replied, "Day, sir." The professor grinned, thinking, "I got you!" He asked, "How?" The boy was dismissive. "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a second question!" Admission secured.
An elderly couple was considering having sex, but she cautioned, "I'd love to, but I'm afraid my back might peter out." He agreed, "I'd love to, too, but I'm afraid my peter might back out!"
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