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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The caretaker at the cemetery where Beethoven is buried heard an odd, skritch-skritch sound late one night. He opened the crypt door and the sound grew louder. Opening the inner door, he saw the revenant of the composer, huddled over a desk, erasing notes from a pile of music scores. "What are you doing?!" exclaimed the caretaker. "Vat did you egspect?" replied Beethoven. "I'm decomposing!"
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