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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
One magician asked another magician, "Who was that lady I sawed with you last night?" The other answered, "That was no lady ...that was my half-sister!"
Husband: "If I lost my sight, would you be my eyes?" Wife: "Of course, sweetheart." "If I lost my hearing, would you be my ears?" "Absolutely." "If I lost my legs, would you push my wheelchair?" "You needn't ask. But why all the questions?" "Today I sprained my wrist...."
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